Your new Gaff

You survived the car journey with your parents and a car containing 18 years of clutter that you can't be without, your TV is tuned in and your hooked up to the snail pace internet connection provided. Now you get to meet the new flat mates. Will they be the playboy bunnies you long for? If not, second best is - will they be the cool lad's who you want to gain acceptance with.

The first flatmate I met in my first year was a 24 year old man from Coventry who's first words were 'Hello - you can borrow my external hard drive, 34GB of porn'. It's one way to make friends but not recommended. The said flatmate also managed to snap his banjo string (feel free to google this!!!) the said flatmate also dressed up as comic book villains in his spare time in his room. Sad but true.